What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:40

-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”